John
Walkenbach linked to an article about problems related to people flushing socks
down toilets.
wormpicker - I wanted to kick off the comments with a socks pun. Darn!
J-Walk - There aren't too many sock puns, so you should be spending your time stocking up for later.
wormpicker - Don't be such a heel, J-Walk.
mmmark - Students, please toe the line. No more socks in the toilets.
J-Walk - OK, that's it. Every possible sock pun has now been posted. You can go back to watching the tube. There's a music special coming on, featuring Paul Anklet.
wormpicker - I think there are still some more. I had them all written down on an index card. Unfortunately, I have a habit of losing that stupid list, and you guessed it, I've misplaced my cardigan.
J-Walk - We use a guy who keeps track of things so we don't have to bother with index cards. I told him about your problem, and he'll be happy to work with you. Argyle contact you to set up an appointment.
wormpicker - Thanks. I'll be here, waiting for his call, drinking my grape Nehi.
J-Walk - I think you win, wormy. I might be able to think of a few more, but they wouldn't be very clever. I'd just be knit-picking. I think I'll just accept defeet and go out and hose off the driveway.
PunnyMe - Students! Don't flush your future, sock some away, assert your effluence or you will toil it all your days.
Redwood - I have the openings to a bunch of sock puns, but the dryer ate all the punch lines.
wormpicker - I think you win, wormy. I might be able to think of a few more, but they wouldn't be very clever. Fair enough, J-Walk. Some of these are getting stinky. Besides, I've gotta run.