Sock Puns

Posted on The J-Walk Blog. April, 2011

John Walkenbach linked to an article about problems related to people flushing socks down toilets.

wormpicker - I wanted to kick off the comments with a socks pun. Darn!

J-Walk - There aren't too many sock puns, so you should be spending your time stocking up for later.

wormpicker - Don't be such a heel, J-Walk.

mmmark - Students, please toe the line. No more socks in the toilets.

J-Walk - OK, that's it. Every possible sock pun has now been posted. You can go back to watching the tube. There's a music special coming on, featuring Paul Anklet.

wormpicker - I think there are still some more. I had them all written down on an index card. Unfortunately, I have a habit of losing that stupid list, and you guessed it, I've misplaced my cardigan.

J-Walk - We use a guy who keeps track of things so we don't have to bother with index cards. I told him about your problem, and he'll be happy to work with you. Argyle contact you to set up an appointment.

wormpicker - Thanks. I'll be here, waiting for his call, drinking my grape Nehi.

J-Walk - I think you win, wormy. I might be able to think of a few more, but they wouldn't be very clever. I'd just be knit-picking. I think I'll just accept defeet and go out and hose off the driveway.

PunnyMe - Students! Don't flush your future, sock some away, assert your effluence or you will toil it all your days.

Redwood - I have the openings to a bunch of sock puns, but the dryer ate all the punch lines.

wormpicker - I think you win, wormy. I might be able to think of a few more, but they wouldn't be very clever. Fair enough, J-Walk. Some of these are getting stinky. Besides, I've gotta run.


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