John Walkenbach posted a photo of a cow using a computer. It was taken in Istanbul.
wormpicker - Istanbull?
J-Walk - What's your beef with my post?
wormpicker - Sorry, didn't mean to steer it in the wrong direction.
J-Walk - An honest misteak.
wormpicker - Nah, I was just ribbing ya.
J-Walk - I over-reacted. Too much calfeine.
wormpicker - Cud you just stop it!
J-Walk - OK, I'll stop. I was just milking it for all it was worth.
wormpicker - ...c'mon, J-Walk. It's your moov...
wormpicker - I've herd enough of this.
J-Walk - I ran out of ideas. If I posted anymore, I'd just be spinning my veals.
J-Walk - Keep it up, wormy. I dairy you.
wormpicker - Now THAT was a Grade A prime reply!
J-Walk - Yep, Grade A. I always go for the best. Just like my new car - a shiny Cattlelac.
wormpicker - Actually, I liked your udder one even more.
Bessie - Is this a private conversation, or may I horn in?
J-Walk - Now that Bessie's here, I'll stop. I'm done with this post -- for heifer and heifer.
wormpicker - Sure, J-Walk. You know, you can run, but you can't hide.
decibelcat - Just hoof it out of here.
J-Walk - Ah, a brand new participant.
wormpicker - Are you suggesting we put this post our to pasture, decibelcat?
wormpicker - Are you suggesting we put this post our out to pasture, decibelcat?
wormpicker - D'OH! A double comment. (now I feel like such a jerky)
J-Walk - You really butchered that one, wormy.
Lamont Dougherty - I'm staying out of this, it's not my ox that has been gored.
wormpicker - Whew! Thanks, J-Walk. Please don't brand me an idiot.
wormpicker - Hey! Someone slaughtered the numbers!
J-Walk - That's offal!
wormpicker - Ok, I'm out. To everyone who contributed, I would just like to say: Well done!
MAYORBOB - Perhaps the cow was downloading moosic.
Bovine Intervention - Dumbest udderences, ever.
Paul - While this has been a veally good subject, it's time to put a steak in the ground and quit yakking before someone minces in and butchers the quality.
banjo brad - Looks like this post is out in left pasture.
Don Coyote - Think I'll skirt being cowed by all of this bullswit.
Dar - You guys are full of bulloney!
Michael S. Dell - I should point out that the cow is using a computer made by Farmer In The Dell.
bundukundu - J-walk, haven't you milked this enough? BTW, is it just my browser, or are all the comments past #23 been butchered?
wormpicker - I wish you people wouldn't prod me to come back to this. I'll be sinew guys later.
Dar - You're a real laughing stock wormy!
J-Walk - wormy's a natural barn comedian.
wormpicker - There's been a range of great comments from all you guys.
J-Walk - I'm tempted to post another comment, but I think I'll take a break and watch another episode of Graze Anatomy.
wormpicker - And J-Walk, you're a real gentle manure are you starting to lose your patience with me?
J-Walk - And besides, I'm hungry. Need to rustle up some grub.
wormpicker - C'mon, now you've suede me back into the conversation.
Bisbonian - I herd this was a stampede of a thread, but I think you are pasture Prime.
wormpicker - I think you're right, Bisbo. I'm afraid we might fill this whole blog up. J-Walk, is there still ruminate?
J-Walk - You just don't under tanned, wormy. I'm done with this.
wormpicker - Well you don't have to stew about it!
Charles H.- I can't compete with this, but it's one of the funniest things I've seen on the internet.
wormpicker - Yes, it's been a rare treat (or at least medium rare). I'm glad we had a chance to hash this out. Everyone who contributed should pattyourself on the back. I could keep doing this till rami. Heck, I bet I could go pastrami. Until we meat again.
J-Walk - I can't compete with this. The problem is that some people post bad puns and just run it into the Ground Chuck.
sfsue - What a great cowlection of comments!
Redwood - Wow. I'm late to the game and all the good ones are already taken. I hate to say it, but stick a fork in this thread. It's done.
J-Walk - Bloody well right, Redwood.
Chuck - What are you talking about. I have never beef or posted a bad pun.
Curtis - I know you guys must be fried after all this, but this thread needs more cow bell.
wormpicker - We don't need your grilling, Curtis.
Chris J. - I really want to compete here, I just don't want to flop.
Chris J. - Here I am again, flanking up the rear of another post. My friend Spencer told me in a New York minute that the cow had already left the barn. I'm headed down to the tenderloin district for some boneless rump.
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