"Not just an education... a career."
Welcome to Spam University, the world's top-rated
educational institution for the growing spam industry.
Are you tired of your dead-end job? Want to make some
big-time cash without actually working? Earn the money you deserve in the
exciting and fast-growing spam industry.
At Spam University, you'll earn while you learn. Our
hands-on curriculum will teach you time-proven spamming techniques:
need to make a name for yourself in the fast-paced spam industry.
Are you up to the challenge?
Click the links on the left to find out more about
Spam U. Better yet, send us your email address so we can provide you
with lots of helpful information.
Dr. Arnie "Smarmy" Stanford,
Dean of Spam University.